nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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