I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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