I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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