SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Randomize
