Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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