Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
