Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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