Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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