How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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