it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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