Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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