Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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