Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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