and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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