So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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