Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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