We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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