you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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