Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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