Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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