? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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