Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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