just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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