I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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