either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I feel like abortions should bother me more
smell my finger.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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