Slut skills are useful in every country.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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