on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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