why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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