So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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