I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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