If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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