And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
