i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You were trust falling into bushes
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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