i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i just google imaged poop.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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