I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He has the fingertips of a God
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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