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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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