That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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