Midget sex pt 2 tonight
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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