A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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