Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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