Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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