The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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