who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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