I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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