It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I need a burrito and a hug.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
this hospital has no fireball
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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