Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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