I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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