Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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