marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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