I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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