The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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