I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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