so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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