You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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